As we do not have a full understanding of the gay and how it spreads, you should hold your breath and avoid eye contact whenever a gay is present.
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.
NO, JESUS WAS A ‘MERICAN
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Oh my god this is so perfect