There should be a 911 for lonely people. Like when you’re lonely you can dial 922 and then the operator will say “What’s your emergency?” and you’ll say “I have no friends” and then you’ll hear sirens and someone will arrive at your door with pizza and Lord of the Rings and then you can just hang out for a while.
(Source: doemilk, via derpycats)
In my grade 8 “sex ed” class we all listened to the song “I dreamed a dream” from Les Mis and then the teacher was like THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU HAVE SEX and I really kind of wanted to do it just to see if I really would become a 19th century French prostitute with a beautiful singing voice
whats E.T. short for?
because he’s got little legs.
Way to go sensitivity.
Check your height privilege
Fucking moon moon
No seriously who the fuck is it there’s a million of them and they’re all stupid and awful
Your girlfriend probably doesn’t know you’re a faggot either…
It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. [foureyes]